Dear Google

While I’ve long since accepted that you are the all seeing all knowing eye of the internet tracking my every move like a spider with a fly, this timely reminder that you effectively control my damn life is a touch on the creepy side.

I get it you KNOW me… now go back to being quietly malevolent.

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