How to cook a delicious camp dinner in rainy weather

Step 1. Collect a good supply of timber Step 2. Totally forget to keep your timber supply dry Step 3. Convince yourself that if you buy dry kindling you’ll be okay Step 4. Optimistically buy elaborate dinner ingredients and kindling Step 5. Try to light fire, realise your long fire lighter has been left out…

Idiot puts cast iron pot in dishwasher.

Sets off ALL the fire alarms reseasoning zee bitch. Using coconut oil to reseason my cast iron pot which has only seen one use. So the consensus seems to be Step 1 Yell at whoever put it in the dishwasher  Might skip this step as I was the dozy cow in question. Step 2 Wipe…