How to cook a delicious camp dinner in rainy weather

Step 1. Collect a good supply of timber

Step 2. Totally forget to keep your timber supply dry

Step 3. Convince yourself that if you buy dry kindling you’ll be okay

Step 4. Optimistically buy elaborate dinner ingredients and kindling

Step 5. Try to light fire, realise your long fire lighter has been left out in the rain

Step 6. Frantically scramble around caravan to find your tiny Bic lighter

Step 7. Try to light fire using paper and kindling, burn your finger then watch fire slowly go out

Step 8. Watch as your partner tries to light fire using an aerosol can. Yell at him

Step 9. Go look for more paper. Hear the aerosol can go again. Yell some more.

Step 10. Repeat step 7 over and over again for what seems like an eternity, while in constant drizzling rain.

Step 11. Yell at the kids to get in the ca r

Step 12. Go get pizza

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