Using coconut oil to reseason my cast iron pot which has only seen one use. So the consensus seems to be
Yell at whoever put it in the dishwasher
Might skip this step as I was the dozy cow in question.
Wipe off all rust with paper towel
I have no paper towel so I have substituted this with ruining a perfectly good tea towel
Coat pot in animal fat
Hmmn no… reaches for coconut oil
Rub fat into pot
And face, and hair, and shirt.
Cook at high temperature for 1 hour
… Or until neighbours call the fire brigade.
Repeat steps 1 to 5 until the people you are staying with because you are hairy interlopers kick you out… with good reason