I dyed my hair yellow because I ha the colour in the cupboard and I was intrigued by the name… “Electric Banana”

It came out an impressive neon yellow, highlighter yellow one might call it. I attempted to soften it with a few streaks, but I can very little about looking a bit silly so just left my hair high visibility and the colour of a yellow glow stick.

Much like the banana of it’s namesake after a few days I started to notice bugs hanging around, I thought I just smelled bad, or was going crazy, or both.

Nope. My hair was attracting pollinating bugs. Goddammit…

I never had the trouble with black or dark green.

Mutter mumble mutter

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